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Question: A little old lady of over 80 complained that her kitchen sink waste was blocked so a plumber was sent out to unblock it. When the plumber arrived the little old lady informed the plumber that she'd tried everything to unblock the kitchen sink waste including pouring neat bleach into it. So the plumber pours in an unblocking agent and shoots off telling the little old lady that he'd be back the next day. That evening the little old lady phones her daughter who happens to be a doctor complaining of choking and uncontrollable coughing so the daughter goes round to see the little old lady. The little old lady was then admitted into hospital suffering from the effects of chlorine gas. Her daughter found the discarded plastic bottle from the unblocking agent and found it to contain sulphuric acid which when combined with the bleach formed the chlorine gas otherwise known as mustard gas in the trenches of the first world war!! Action is now being taken by the HSE on the plumber plus a compensation claim.
Answer: -Plumbers the scurge of the Building Industry, cut right through joists to get a fall on their pipes! -Never found a good one yet. I think it's the profession of choice for the deranged.
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